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The current period represents a ten-year milestone since the term “vanishing” entered the mainstream. Back then, the idea that someone could suddenly stop contact with a lover without explanation seemed like the pinnacle of disrespect. We were so innocent. In the ten-year span since, navigating toward a partner has only become more bewildering – an oftentimes fruitless pursuit in humiliation that is increasingly defined by online jargon.

Gen Z, a cohort who matured during a loneliness epidemic, a masculinity crisis, and a concerted challenge on the freedoms of females and the LGBTQ+ community, faces a significantly more chaotic terrain than their millennial elders could ever envision. And so their dating glossary has grown more elaborate and more bizarre, with phrases like “Shrekking” and “monkey branching” testing the limits of your sanity.

What follows is a extensive glossary to the words this generation is using to talk about romance, intimacy and the pursuit of both. To echo one of the year’s most viral online sayings, by the conclusion of this guide you’ll yearn to get back to a bygone era – because where that is, it lacks “wokefishing”.

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The Letter A

Realness – For Zoomers, romance's ultimate goal is showing up as your real, raw self. Best wishes with that!

The Letter B

Avian theory – A TikTok trend inspired by a methodology developed by couples researchers, in which you mention something minor – for example, “I saw a bird today” – and note whether your date's reply is engaged or dismissive. If they aren't interested to hear more about the bird, you two are headed for splitsville.

Mysterious girlfriend – Gen Z’s answer to the “manic pixie dream girl” stereotype of the early 2000s – but rather than having baby bangs, liking The Smiths and avoiding commitment, the mysterious partner puts herself first while exuding mystery and self-sufficiency. (She could possibly have that fringe.)

The Letter C

Chair theory – This means seeking out someone who supports you without being asked. If you walked into a room, they would get a seat for you to sit down.

Task-based bonding – A outing where two people form a link while doing chores, such as walking the dog or grocery shopping. In other words, how cash-strapped twentysomethings do affordable romance in a inflation-era world.

Melting down – Having a breakdown when you feel swamped by life. You can crash out over a infatuation or breakup, spilling all of your unreciprocated emotions.

D

DINK – Double income, no kids. Once a marker of 1980s yuppie excess, it refers to couples who choose against parenthood to prioritize their own well-being. Or because they find it financially impossible to become parents.

E

Open communication – The opposite of being guarded: utilizing communication, transparency and vulnerability.

F

Signals

• Warning signs – Personal habits indicating a prospective partner is bad news. For instance calling their exes crazy, subpar gratuity habits, a fondness for Woody Allen films, a burgeoning DJ career …
• Positive signs – These actions affirm your decision to date a partner. Such as checking in to make sure you got home safely after a date, minimal phone use, having a proper bed …
• Neutral quirks – These typically describe specific, largely inoffensive quirks. Such as being an enthusiastic ornithologist, still keeping a biro in their bag, paying the rent in physical money …

Freak matching – When you find someone who’s just as obsessive about documentaries about the second world war or physical media hoarding or collaging or anything it may be, as you. Or, on the flip side, meeting someone who loathes the same stuff or individuals that you do (nothing creates intimacy faster than having a common enemy).

G

Geese – A band your gen Z boyfriend listens to.

Phantom reappearing – Someone who reappears into your life after a period of silence.

Golden retriever boyfriend – Someone who is friendly, accommodating and devoted. The uncommon boyfriend who is liked by all of his significant other's friends, and a mysterious partner's opposite.

Gooners – A primarily online community of men so preoccupied with self-pleasure that they attempt extended sessions, deliberately delaying climax so they can continue as long as possible.

H

Gloomy heterosexuality – A trend describing many women’s increasing pessimism toward straight relationships. It will come as no surprise to anyone who read the previous entry.

Traditional ideal woman – An stereotype touted by manosphere figures: a woman who is attractive, nurturing and happily home-oriented, who apparently has no ambitions of her own aside from satisfying her man partner. Perhaps now you’re beginning to understand the whole “pessimism” thing better?

I

Turn-offs – Arbitrary and usually everyday dealbreakers that immediately kill any feelings of attraction.

“If he wanted to, he would" – Something to remember after you watch someone else get an extremely romantic act.

J

Jobs – These have not been this crucial in the dating scene since the greed-is-good era. For some women, a “banker” is the ideal partner: a fleece-vest-wearing, conservative-leaning guy who will be a provider (there’s a popular TikTok song on the topic). Meanwhile the anti-capitalist crowd seek out partners in fields they perceive as being staffed by the more nurturing among us: healthcare workers, teachers or therapists.

K

Making out – This year, researchers learned that the kiss has existed for 16 million years. But the days of kissing may be limited since some gen Z want fewer intimate scenes in movies, as they are having reduced intimacy themselves and do not find cinematic intimacy realistic.

Enhanced profile crafting – Catfishing-lite. Or, not exactly being dishonest about who you are, but maybe using outdated (better) pictures of yourself on a dating app profile, or making your career sound more impressive than it is. Also known as {